Would you like to Supersize that?

Nico and I were talking this weekend about various baby-related issues and we came upon the issue of circumcision. I asked Nico what he thought about it, but he didn't know what the word meant. So I said, "You know, if it's a boy, snip snip." "Aah," he said. So we talked about the pros and cons that we knew of and then Nico said, "Wait, what was the word again...customize?"

Hi, this is my son Giuseppe. I'd like to have him customized, please.